Giant Sized Top Comments volume March 20th to April 2nd
How’s it going, guys?
NO TIME TO TALK!
Last week’s top comments went unposted because we were at Emerald City Comic Con extolling the virtues of Comic Bento. To make it up to our loyal commenting community, we agreed to make this week’s Top Comments post extra large. Little did we know how extra the largeness would be. After consulting with the lovely and talented Will, we couldn’t narrow down the number of quality posts from either last week or this, and so we have our Top 15 Comments for March 20th to March 26th, 2015, immediately followed by the Top 15 Comments for March 27th to April 2nd, 2015. I don’t think a Top 10 can contain your comments anymore.
You guys keep posting your comments, we’ll keep reading them! Then we’ll post your comments, and you read them… Man, it all sounds so Sisyphean put that way…
Justin Eiler
Dammit. He didn’t give Dorel wings.
Minando
Instead of killing them, he gives them the silent treatment nowadays. Psychologic warfare is so much more fun than just squashing your foes.
gagaplex
Now the beetles will overpopulate and kill off the species of voceanic trees. The lack of pressure from underneath will cause the entire landmass to sink below the ocean before it gets swallowed up by the magma on the sea floor. Great going, adult Dorel, this is all your fault.
DVS BSTrD
Damn it all Dorel! Now it’s only a matter of time before he figures out the Galaxy is on Orion’s belt.
Maesenko
Richard has to be careful. He might drop the bace.
Speedy Marsh
I see purple. It’s Bace Windu.
Zibbity
If I ever play a warlock in D&D, I’m gonna see if I can get the DM to give me a +2 Bace of Fwooshing.
Shadow
Spoiler alert- it’s porn
Audrey Williams
50 shades of Rayd
Garioki
They found a copy of Lord Ashendales “How to Raise Children”…….
Denini
Sometimes you gotta scrape the bottom of the barrel to fill those evil army calls.
Infamous Nefarious
Redefining the phrase ‘purse snatching’.
JasonAW3
Rarely have I seen , in this story or in most other RPGs, a village more deserving of a FAWOOSH than this one! If Richard doesn’t do it, I suspect Benni will!
Dan
Gulliber’s Travel.
Irabbit75
We are LFG. We will add your humor and horrible puns to our collective comedy. Resistance is hilarious.
And an honourable mention to Kimon Frousios for pointing out that Rayd Bool and Dorel appear on both LFG page 138 and NPC page 13-8, one featuring Dorel being there for Rayd and the other featuring Rayd being there for Dorel.
Without any stupid ado, your Top 15 Comments for March 27th to April 2nd, 2015:
Dominador
Taken directly from Krunch Carnegie’s book of How to Win Friends and Influence People: Accuse them of genocide. Why, I’m going to use that tactic today at work. Results forthcoming…. (Oh it went as one would expect… innuendos were had, gauntlets were thrown, and transgressions ultimately paid. In retrospect, I should have gone another route…)
Belthasar
Krunch! Gods I’ve missed you old cow! Since he died it means he’s no longer a main PC so it makes sense he would show up in the NPC comics. I’m happy to see him but sad because that confirms we won’t see him in the story arc again. Rest in piece Krunch, you will always be my favorite character.
Garioki
Who thinks that the bigger giant that made the footprint is Eenys mother, still searching for him?
safyrejet
We’re all on the same page here? Aye. In fact you’re even all in the same panel. Watch out Cale, you’re nearly breaking the 4th wall.
Rycan
I can’t believe it. Those villagers have thoroughly trolled a giant.
Speedy Marsh
Silly Druid. Casting Briar Patch won’t hurt Br’er Archrabbit. It’ll just make it easier for him to get away.
alexandre
-How do you think your gramps bust his right horn
-He said it was while shaving.
Lily
Richard has all the necessary koala-fications.
Dominador
I’ve always wondered what they meant by the percentages. When they say “Sir, shields are down 30%!!!”, they actually mean a deficiency of 3 Koalas. I understand now.
The Hamzter
god I luv this warlock, I SAID MORE DPS BITCH!
LaughingTarget
Boeing: Mine works.
Lil Dick: Mine is adorable.
United: Koala Defense it is.
Kieran Green
Bwahahaaa… Ok, one vote here for Team Cale’s new motto: “We’ll only make matters worse.”
Renn
FaceTome. I’m dying here. Please send help.
King The-Lonely Ruler
…How did they not hear them coming? Are these giants also graced with +10 sneaking?
Dawn D Gower-Godfrey
I think the biggest question of the day is… which baby???? derp derp deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp!!!!!!!!
Another honourable mention, Shepsus looked up that Krunch’s funeral was in 2011. When this was pointed out to Sohmer, he followed up a snarky comment (because Sohmer) with a sincere and clearly surprised “Has it really been four years?” Someone (possibly Shepsus) correct my math if it’s wrong, but I believe that means that by July of 2016 there will be more issues of LFG from after Krunch’s death than before.
Damn.
-Costello