The Top Comments from April 24th to April 30th
Last week, I shared a photo of crafty LFG fan Jill Pratt’s debonair Steampunk Richard plush. This lead to commenter safyrejet conveniently pointing out that Steampunk Richard first appeared as an entrant in Dick Craft 2012.
Dick Craft 2012 predates me as a member of the Blind Ferret family, so I don’t have behind the scenes insight or all the details, but as I understand it, we challenged our fans to get creative. The subject was Richard, the canvas was up to you, and the prize was… I’m not sure. Something bomb diggity. One thing I am sure I’m not just making up is that it was always meant to be a triannual tradition; tireless research determined that creativity-based challenges offer the best results with three years between them to refresh the juices. If my math is correct, that means we are right on the totally originally intended schedule for Dick Craft 2015! Stay tuned for a big Dick Craft 2015 announcement next week, so get ready to get crafty!
Of course, you can be creative without being crafty, as illustrated by:
The Top Comments from April 24th to April 30th
NPC part 13, page 17
Matthew Kahne
Beetle: Yeah, you better run, bitch! Don’t want none of this!
Josh Zirpoli
Hello. My name is A Beetle Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
LFG 873
Infamous Nefarious
I do seem to recall that he is, in fact, the current reigning ‘Mistress of Magma’.
That’s a funny word. Magma.
safyrejet
Sometimes I wonder if Richard was deprived of a normal childhood and he acts out now as a way to make up for it.
CalTheOnly
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ah those days as a kid when the floor was lava and I’d tear the wings off of bat-snakes. Good times… good times…
NPC part 14, page 1
LaughingTarget
And then God thought to himself, “Wow, that birth method sucked. Let’s change things up and make a person force the baby out of their sternum.”
♎Adamas
The Plane of Suck… It’s the Judge from Dick’s Trial!
TDA 63
Shadow
First I’ve seen of a Dick beating itself….
LFG 874
Jacob Iott
Spidercale! Spidercale!
He looks badass, but he’s full of fail!
His fighting is such a disgrace,
That his eyebrows want to leave his face!
Lookout for the Spidercale…cuz he’s gonna land on YOUR FACE *THUD*
OW!
Olfactory-Ventriloquism
As a teacher, I adore you for this.
Gareth Caffyn
It looks like Legolas’s physics defying feats are not a skill possessed by all Elves……
Gareth’s double ellipses seems like an appropriate place to leave you. Remember, get crafty, Dick Craft 2015 starts accepting entrants Monday, May 11th, 2015 at 1:00 am. Until next time, be excellent to each other.
-Costello