Top Comments – September 18th to October 1st
Your battle-worn special project coordinator may have been busy exhibiting at NYCC and launching Board Game Bento (and making it available in Canada!), but not so busy he missed the best comments the LFG community has to offer!
Let’s get right into things, starting with a TxSonofLiberty original parody song from the comment section of Tales as Old as Tim Part Two:
Tale as old as Tim
Confused as he can be
Barely just a fish
Then his body squished
Subaquatically
Just a little squeeze
Barely enough to feel
Both are quite confused
How a fish is used
To make a Troll a meal
World is still the same
Life’s still a surprise
Tim can breath wet stuff
So he can catch enough
To make surf and turf with fries
Tale as old as Tim
Smell as ripe as fruit
Sickly sweet and odd
Catching a fresh cod
Guess the point is moot
Certain as the Dick
Collecting in his purse
Tale as old as Tim
Rhymes are getting slim
This parody’s getting worse
Tale as old as Tim
Rhymes got really slim
This parody’s got one last verse
I cast a memory curse.
Well done, TxSonofLiberty. Everyone other than TxSonofLiberty, the bar is raised!
Onto the top comments from September 18th to October 1st!
NPC part 16, page 15
Sapphire Crook
“Unlike his last rider(s), this one shares the dragon-ways of using “”fire first, questions later””.
*sniffles*
It’s such a sweet moment.”
MegaduceFlare
Out of curiosity, has Richard’s purse dragon been given a name yet? If not, I vote for the painfully obvious name of Percy.
alexandre
At least you’ll outlive everything in that page including that moon
LFG 915
Rivenhelper
Did.. Did the beholder basically just say that the Mage didn’t take him on his daily walk, and because of that he took a shit on his bedroom floor?
Mike Fang
Bad beholder! *whaps with a scroll* How many times have I told you? ON. THE. PAPER.
StraightVanilla
Is.. Is that a Monkey, with clothes, riding an Emu?
NPC part 17, page 1
McGrewer
Tim changed his class from barbarian to monk. Kept his Int score.
ArtyD
I have this horrible feeling that Tim is breathing water because his lungs are not intelligent enough to remember they can’t and will just function anyways.
TDA 84
LaughingTarget
No oxygen? No problem! His fire burns even a vacuum.
Phillip Bordelon
“this iw what we all need to do if we can, when it come to vote for the next president, we write in either Richard from Looking for Group or Old Cow from Looking for Group…”
LFG 916
soilent
And thus, Wizards of the coast came up with Magic: The Gathering.
cu
We all know what comes, it’s an old joke: “thirteen stoned wizards walk into a bar…”
kirby101
Jeez. The release of the next Game of Thrones book is announced, and everyone loses their mind…
Potato Patato Von Spudsworth 3
it’s that time of year, finally, the Wizcon is back in town, baby!
NPC part 17, page 2
alexandre
and then Tim became the inventor of the scale armor, it did not take long before they decide to replace the fish scales for metal
Tor Bjarte Kolshus
Poor Tim, he feels lonely. I want to hug him, I’m just afraid his return hug would not only break my ribs, but fracture my spine and dislocate at least one of my shoulders.
safyrejet
So THAT’S why Tim got the idea to lick Cale. You eat friends. Tim was testing Cale to see how friendly he tasted.
LFG 917
Jakk Frost
“””Ahhh, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!””
“”Rah-hah-hah, mine is an evil laugh. NOW DIE!”””
Mikkel Ulriksen
” at the same time at Kethenecia divination gem company, the production manager is in panic talking with the director.
“”what are you saying man, a fault in the system?!”” asks the director.
“”yes sir, and a very dire one, sir.”” answers the productions manager, shaking a report scroll.
“”it happened with the last update we send out, apparently the bug will cause an overload, and flood the users mind with junk information, which could be seen as a vision of the future. sir, we have to act fast before some mage does anything rash!!!””
the director, past the production manager on the head.
“”be calm my boy, this happens all the time, we will just send out a report later notifying our users about the bug, and that will be releasing a fix next week.””
“” but sir, what if…””
“”our users are level headed individuals, they will not overreact on this, trust me. it is not like some lone mage is gonna create a whole world altering scheme, and start manipulating the lives on people, and creating untold heartache and disaster across time and space?!”””
BigBrother Olé-Biscuitbarrel
A room full of clairvoyants and no one saw this coming?
NPC part 17, page 3
Denini
Wait…is that the signal? Does that mean go? I feel like it would have worked better if they had all agreed on a signal beforehand. Like…go when I caw three times from the westernmost shrubbery!
Darcphaze
he use to be a great warrior until his commander rankled his ankle.
Solgub
“Calling it: They will be losing, then Tim comes to save the day.
Also, I don’t think it is smart to disable your own dude before entering a fight where you already outnumbered (at least not when the armies are in sizes that can be measured in dozens)”
TDA 85
Speedy Marsh
So, NASA, you want unequivocal proof of liquid water on Mars? Urine luck!
alexandre
New data show no signs of life but somehow do show signs of death
Jill Horton
Is it me or does Mars look like an angry toddler in the first panel?
LFG 918
Dan Lonechild
At least the people down below have a Whoom with a view.
cpc65
Hey, there’s a party in my tower and everybody’s annihilated!
Flavourius
“Everyone’s irritated from the WHOOM and I’m sitting here liking the fact that the lion’s wearing a coat.
That coat has a lot of style. I want that coat.”
Be excellent to each other!
-Costello