October Top Comments
Happy Halloween! Sure, maybe by your calendar Halloween was more than a week ago. All I know is that a man with a chainsaw has been walking into my workplace basically since October 31st, and if that doesn’t extend Halloween, I don’t know what does.
Speaking of which, for as long as I’ve been working here, Halloween has been a big deal at the Blind Ferret office. That’s largely because of our Director of Ad Ops, Stephanie Unger, who is so into dressing up that she elects to judge the annual costume contest instead of participate as a contestant. She’s the monochromatic lady next to the white bread in the below picture.
I’m just gonna take a second or two to brag that, as good as everyone’s costumes were this year, my Two-Face costume took home the gold.
I have to give credit to Bonnie Corban SFX for her Harvey Dent // Two Face Special FX Makeup Tutorial video. There’s a lot of chatter about all the stupid people on the Internet, and I feel that misses just how many smart, creative people are on the Internet and willing to share their areas of expertise. I have never applied my own make-up before, or used liquid latex, and would never have thought of using press on nails as exposed teeth. My costume would not have been possible without Bonnie Corban.
It’s been a while since we’ve looked over the top comments, but I think it’s important not to skip weeks and instead catch up on what we’ve missed. Bonus, this gives everyone a chance to be nostalgic for last month. Aw man, remember October 2015? Now you can!
NPC part 17, page 4
Alot
I don’t like this “friends” word anymore. We need to make a new one -.-
What, I can’t be anonymous?
Trolls have no conscience.
LFG 919
Matthew Kahne
“I did not want this.”
Notice how he’s smiling as he’s saying this whilst simultaneously killing his friends. Bastard’s lying through his teeth and he can’t even keep a straight face while he does it.
Cody Brunelle
Does that mean at one point he destroyed an awesome pair of mutton chops?
NPC part 17, page 5
Lily Kusatsu
How knife of him.
alexandre
just realised he more or less used the same trick krunch did, fake being on their side by injuring their ally and have a direct kill at the commander. except then krunch killed the gnome
No wonder Styx didn’t bite it
TDA 86
Douglas Pittman
Richard is such a suave business man..
Ignite the kittens for fun and laughs; then sell them to the Blizzard store as Cinder Kittens.
Brilliant!
Grace Valentino
You can have my Dick when you pry it from my cold, dead hands…
LFG 920
Sapphire Crook
Why didn’t I remember that killing friends makes them dead! My boardgame night is ruined!
Dragoncat
Side effects include hair loss, depression, hallucinations and severe headaches. Ask your doctor if going off the deep end is right for you…
NPC part 17, page 6
Speedy Marsh
The ally you have called is either disconnected or is no longer in service…
safyrejet
Honestly, I would have had no idea that was the signal either. Styx, you pass deception, slashing, treachery, & scheming with flying colors. But your communications & signaling need work.
LFG 921
DoctorWhorible
Who will remain to challenge you?
IN this corner..
Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness
Lord of the Thirteen Hells
Master of the Bones
Emperor of the Black
Lord of the Undead
Lord of the Dance
Mistress of Magma
Mayor of a little village up the coast…
Enigmus
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
cpc65
If he thinks that this is a big dilemma just wait until he realizes that now he has to do the planning and preparation for the next annual Mage’s Charity Cookout all by himself.
NPC part 17, page 7
Jonathan Trouba
If you’re not going to tell me, I’m just going to let you do whatever you want, while I hold this position and WAIT FOR FURTHER ORDERS like they bloody well taught me!
Brendon Leenheer
“Look… It’s not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can’t talk about it and I can’t talk about why.”
…
“… Ooo”
TDA 87
Abrahfal
Wouldn’t murdering a serious pun offender kill the joke
LFG 922
Gabrìel
Well I think the dragon’s outfit would look better on Benny.
Adam C Spencer
I hate it when I murder dozens of highly powerful colleagues and it’s all anyone wants to focus on. WE’VE GOT THINGS TO DO, PEOPLE.
Garioki
You know you have made the wrong enemy when your commander Styx it to you…. 🙂
safyrejet
Styx, bring those oranges back for Tim. He can always use more friends.
LFG 923
Rycan
And thus was born the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Simon
So… he collected their souls to absorb their power, then realized he had too much power, so he put their power into hosts to challenge him. Why not just leave them alive in the first place?
NPC part 17, page 9
Roborat
Ah yes, nothing like a rousing game of stick, stick, chicken.
safyrejet
Major guest appearance! Cale!
TDA 88
LaughingTarget
It’s not fall. Dick just murdered that tree.
Seth Cole
I like people complaining. It’s a decent measure of luxury. If you’ve got the time and energy to spend bitching and moaning, that means you’re not out searching for food and clean water. If you’re bitching and moaning online, that means you’ve got internet access and, a good chance, a roof over your head. The more irrelevant the targeted topic for bitching and moaning, the better off you probably are. Bitching and moaning about entirely made up stuff is the pinnacle. If you’re bitching and moaning about something you made up, then you’ve no problems at all, and I’m happy that you’re so vastly more fortunate than the majority of our species.
LFG 924
safyrejet
I am so glad the phrase Archie was using wasn’t “assault me”…
Daniel Rockwell
“Wait… So all this time, I’ve been pronouncing their name/catchphrase as “”Chah-Chah”” (as in, the name of the dance), but it’s actually pronounced as the first syllable of “”challenge”” (or “”chap”” or “”channel””)?
Life will never be the same.”
NPC part 17, page 10
Denini
I’m going to call Tim ‘Chicken Chaser’ now. I wonder if he’ll upgrade to Arseface or Piemaster…
Tj Phoenix
Confucius say, “He who chokes chicken, will have mess on hands”
LFG 925
Irabbit75
OK Archmage, let’s make this easier. Where DIDN’T the Cha-Cha’s touch you?
alexm
God I love Benny. No ‘it’s not your fault’, no ‘you couldn’t have known’. Just ‘you suck’.
NPC part 17, page 11
David Rose
Since I am reading this around 9 AM… I think Tim has broken the record for largest morning wood. Of course if he later regrets his actions, it could be mourning wood.
safyrejet
“Tim log you!
“I think you mean Tim love you…
“No. I don’t.”
Gandalf’s Tailor
“They’re about to be…
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
trunk-ated!”
TDA 89
Unclever title
To be fair the Earth had one hell of a head start.
Galileo Figaro
“But all his stuff is on the Earth.
All those babies, waiting to be devoured…
All these damsels waiting to be distressed…
All the men in shining armor waiting to become piles of charcoal and scrap metal…
All these forests waiting to be fwooshed!
How could Tiny Dick wish to ruin such a treasury?
It is, therefore, quite obvious that Dick is throwing the race, as he wishes to not be responsible for the destruction of his buffet.
He wishes to savour it for a few last moments before we ultimately fuck ourselves over and then are scrapped over like yesterday’s used condom under the stairs.
…Those disgusting, disgusting stairs…
..I think there’s even a little scizophrenic boy down there, spazing out and going on magical adventures where everyone loves him…
…Stupid little Harry…”
LFG 926
DiZ
Is it just me, or does that cape make the archmage look like Alan Scott, the first Green Lantern?
Dimitar Iliev
You seem to infer that the archmage is not in fact Alan Scott.
Galileo Figaro
“Well, if dressing up as a superhero in the middle of the day is not the first sign of madness, I don’t know what is.
Then again, he WAS sane for only one panel.”
Be excellent to each other!
-Costello