What’s the plural of Travis?
The comments sections of our comics and blog posts are usually full of speculation, questions, answers, and puns. So many wonderful puns. For most of the year we’ve posted what we feel are the top comments on the site, and it’s been a successful experiment that’s lead to NPC plots, merch in development, and a window into how and why our fans like our comics.
That said, every so often the comments transcend a conversation between fans and create bizarre pieces of performance theatre. Witness the epic first meeting of board members Travis H! WITNESS!!!
So many questions. It’s easy enough to find out whether this was one commenter having a laugh or if there were two commenters named Travis H on the same page (in more ways than one) at the same time. As someone who knows the answer, you’re better off not knowing. Life needs a few mysteries.
And some mysteries need solutions. If you’ve been wondering if your favourite comment from the second half of November made the top, check out the top comments for November 16th-31st, 2015
NPC part 18, page 2
Speedy Marsh
A young gorilla once joined the postal service, but he didn’t fit in. He left because his coworkers kept giving him a hard time about his weight. He felt completely ostrichsized.
Lazy Old Dragon
They’re sponsored by mailchimp?
safyrejet
We look stunning in newsboy caps. We tried it the other way around once but ostriches really pull off berets, fedoras, or top hats better. We can both rock a fez.
LFG 931
Mr. Random
“Her words say “”Aye””.
But her expression says “”Nay””.”
Shadow Hedgehog
“OK… so what was Pella’s speech about in the last comic?
Was she joking with the readers?
Maybe she should wear a superhero costume that is not green… or animated.”
NPC part 18, page 3
Minh Duong
“The word is “”We””.
Nobody ever suspect the ostrich……..”
Irabbit75
How does one measure the bare minimum of poo flinging? Is it by weight? By flinging?
TDA 92
Justin Eiler
Tiny Dick’s favorite hobby includes “murdering.”
Later on the news: “Water is wet: the new scientific report.”
Angel.Bunny
No comments on here before me? Guess they didn’t get to finish their posts, I mean I — *fwoosh’d*
LFG 932
Bantaro
“SULKING LIKE ACHILLES IN HIS TENT!!!
It’s from the Illiad.
By Homer.
READ A BOOK!!”
Adam C Spencer
I hope being beaten up by his physician is covered under his RPGMO
Rick
she shoulda cut off the Man Bun.
NPC part 18, page 4
Will Washkuhn
Hail Hydra? (Is that the sponsor you were speaking of?)
Demolag
ways to kill a hydra.
Crush the body (rocks or something).
Posion.
Fire.
Freeze it to death.
Helicarrier.
LFG 933
Charles F. Morissette
“It’s funny because cats would totally kill you in your sleep if they could.
And then bitch you didn’t feed them.”
alexandre
why is Cale even asking that question? Everything tries to kill him
DVS BSTrD
And you wonder why she keeps burying you. *sigh*
NPC part 18, page 5
Minando
Scissors beats paper, paper beats rock, poop beats everything.
Argent
Off-screen.
Hydra: “Yeah, soo…. can we get our check now? You have no idea how hard it was making sure we didn’t, y’know, POISON either of them with our venom in those eight scenes we had to do for your commercial.”
TDA 93
Duskweaver
The key to understanding the American electorate is that all Americans secretly want Martin Sheen to be President. Democrats want Martin Sheen from ‘The West Wing’. Republicans want Martin Sheen from ‘The Dead Zone’…
Ivan Tan
Dick ’16 or 16″ Dick?
LFG 934
Grindzy
Ah, two of the biggest identifiers of an abusive relationship. 1: Coercing you into lying about your injuries. 2: She’s a panther
Silverstar
Sooba fixed Cale’s hair.
NPC part 19, page 1
Roborat
Hmm, looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again.
Minh Duong
Not sure if that cat’s coming back.
Audrey Williams
The Cat of Catapulting?
LFG 935
Adam C Spencer
So the “”wuss”” is the one who is half dead, wounded, and cauterizes his own neck with his flaming magic sword just so he can follow his friends into battle against overwhelming odds.
Perspective.
Michael Crilley
The lengths a guy will go to in order to not have to admit that he burned himself with a curling iron.
Mentaldude99
yes he blew up that moon
the conversation went
“YOU BLEW UP A MOON!!” (Cale)
“I BLEW UP A MOON!!!” (Richard)
To all our board members, from Travis H or Travis H, be excellent to each other!
-Costello