Seeking Volunteers for the End of the World

Hello friends. Have I told you how awesome you are lately? Love what you’ve done with that thing you clearly put a lot of effort into. You must be shredding cheese, because you look grate.

Unrelated to the sudden string of compliments, I assure you, we need a favour. Some of our content is going up on Google Play and we need some volunteers to help us test it out and provide us with feedback. If you, or someone you know, is a volunteer, please e-mail [email protected]. I’d like to say more, but I can’t.

Speaking of things I can’t talk about yet, fans of the blog will remember a _____ from last year. We’ve seen early _____ of it this week. Let’s just say some of my lady coworkers became very possessive of it.

Also, the long awaited _____ is almost here! We’re planning something _____ for it, so keep your eyes on the blog.

Finally, Will was _____ with _____ last week. He only has _____ more days. Send your donations or love to:

_____ __________ _____
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Canada
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On that somber note, here are the top comments of the year so far!

NPC part 19, page 11
Charlosp
Watch out, there should be a flower pot dropping any second now!

Syn
The drive behind all these animals of alliteration seems a bit on the improbability side

Buretsu
*looks around at the lack of ocean* More like the Sperm Whale of Suicide…

LFG 945
alexandre
turns out gardening was not the chacha’s weakness

Kai Kohaku (Lily Kusatsu)
Little do they know you cannot confine a Dick for long.

Dragoncat
(♫) She asked him what had…he done. He fought the law and the…law won.

NPC part 19, page 12
Amehyst
Must have mistaken the Burro of Bucking for the Donkey of Destiny. Oops, easy mistake to make!

Drakkenfyre
Lame as his gift may be, there are mutants in fandoms which are worse, you’ll see.

DVS BSTrD
Ass of Abrupt dismounting.

TDA 99
Speedy Marsh
“Thanks! I’ll look after panel 4 for you, for the next week.
We’re charging the drinks to Cale’s room, right?”

Brendan Decicio
I’d write a witty comment. But I’m also too busy.

Speedy Marsh
No worries, TD. The fourth panel will make a great smartphone wallpaper.

LFG 946
Mike Fang
To be fair, it -has- been a few issues, so I think a lot of us might have forgotten how Richard’s powers work now. Besides, Benny wants a reason why Richard killed that guy? “He p!$$ed me off.” There, boom, that’s your reason.

tarch
How about the rose’s innocence? The guy just killed a rose, how can he be an “innocent?”

ShadeStalker
Holy crap, you’re right! And to Richard, the rose is the ultimate expression of innocence! He was defending the rosebush from the attack of an evil man and saved the bush. He should get a massive powerup from it!

LFG 947
LaughingTarget
Colorless, odorless gas. I get it. It’s CO2. Richard is going to flood the environment in it and, thousands of years later, the rising tide will erode away the stone walls so they can esacpe.

Alot
Well if Richard bred that… it explains why it looks a bit dry.

Travis H
Iocane [gas]. I’d bet my life on it.

TDA 100
whatintheliteralfuck
and yet Sean Penn uses a pencil. how ironic

Speedy Marsh
Sean Penn’s career peaked when he was a teenager. This is just fast times chasing his Ridgemont high.

MidnightDStroyer
Oddly enough, Tiny Dick #100 makes a milestone in the unusual: Dick is actually running scared from *something* he’d rather be fwooshing.

LFG 948
Adam C Spencer
Boom Bloom?

Theo Brinkman
Fleur de Lethal

Brendan Decicio
“Richard:
Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness
Lord of the Thirteen Hells
Master of the Bones
Emperor of the Black
Lord of the Undead
Lord of the Dance
Mistress of Magma
Archmage of Destiny
Weilder of the FWOOSH BUSH/AWESOME BLOSSOM/insert preferred name of pyrotechnic plant here. . .

And Mayor of a little village up the coast”

 

Hm? Oh, we’re done already. That’s right, while we take time off on NPC, we have a few fewer pages a few to comment on. Well, if you’re looking for more great comments, I appreciate this exchange between alexandre, JustCoz, and bass0.

Great start to 2016, folks! Be excellent to each other, we’ll see you soon.

-Costello