A Time For Chainsaws

As you may have heard, a man known as Chainsaw Dave erected a massive piece of wood at our office, which he carved into a 6’ Dick. He arrived in early November and worked that wood for 4 solid days. We paid him for his skilled hands, of course. As this wood was huge, he did his hard work outside, but it was getting cold and things got wet, so he pitched a tent for protection.

And you get to watch all the action in this time lapse video!

After you watch the video, you can see more shots of the finished Richard on Chainsaw Dave’s Facebook page, and on the Looking For Group Facebook page.

When you’re done watching that video, maybe liking it, maybe posting a comment, check out part one of our top comments for November 2015.

NPC part 17, page 12
Syn
We are gathered here today to remember Tim’s short lived friend, CHICKEN. May his soul rest in heaven… It isn’t? Then where is it? What do you mean it got absorbed by an elf with feminine traits? Quick Tim, FIND YOUR CHICKEN!!!

alexandre
“Styx, what happened to your lieutenants?”
“A tree fell on them”
“9 times?”
“they tried to lift it but they had butterfingers”

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RazorD9
So, we finally see just how skewed the archmages views of just punishment was.

alexandre
“hey maybe we can pick the lock by reaching since the hole in the middle of the door is that wide.”
“there’s no lock it’s just stickers, yours even fell off”

DVS BSTrD
The archmage said I looked a cute, but I think he was just being obtuse.

NPC part 17, page 13
D.Angel
My feels…I thought they would be safe here

Louis Chapman
Maybe we’re all missing the joke. In Tim’s dreams, maybe he sounds normal and everyone else sounds like an idiot.

RoCr
THERE IS NO “I” IN TEEM!

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Devin Lostintranslation
What do you call an army of little dicks? If you’re in the USA, congress.

Matthew Vincett
The Codex Astartes calls this maneuver Dick Rain.

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Lily Kusatsu
Richard clearly knows when to stop and smell the roses.

Sapphire Crook
His plan is to spend 5-10 years growing a beautiful apple tree, then to poison said apples to kill the chachas.

NPC part 17, page 14
safyrejet
“This story is gonna be a trilogy! (at least)
Episode 1: The Phantom Heir
Episode 2: Attack on the Trolls
Episode 3: Revenge of the Styx?…”

Halrandir
…wait, what? WHAT?! How…No, this can’t be a cliffhanger! This is the most significant character development in the extended universe; this changes the tone of every utterance from Styx towards Tim in the comic this far. You CAN’T leave us hanging here!

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Gunith
The fire nation is attacking

Flavourius
Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pella

safyrejet
I like those boats. The dragon head breathing fire boats. If I ever make it to that state known as “rich” I’m not gonna have one of the boring white yuppie yachts. I’m gonna have a dragon head fire breathing Viking kinda boat but you know with the motor and electricity and one of those minibars stocked with coca-cola or something.

NPC part 18, page 1
alexandre
“Finally the hero we deserve
Page 236 although he is recurring”

geraintwd
How the hell do people keep track of this stuff?

LaughingTarget
“Previously we had Tim slinging wood. Now we have a monkey on an ostrich. LFG continues to invent weird innuendos.
(p.s. – I asked for this one some time back and I am happy it is happening. I shall continue to assume, wrongly, that it was me who made this happen because I like the feeling of unrestricted hubris)”

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Speedy Marsh
Today’s comic is great! Tiny Dick has really razed the bar with his humor, this time.

N1njaSt0rm
As a practicing Mormon i would be totally ok if my religion gave me werewolf powers.

Daniel M Allred
Mormons have lay clergy that use the title of Bishop. They don’t use the sign of the cross, and their eyes are purple, not red. And you forgot the horns! Dang comics can’t get their facts straight. 🙂

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Helz’Bayne
I know EXACTLY what’s going on here..
Cale waited until the 5 minute mark to cancel Feign Death after he dropped out of combat, then had Pella cook a Feast on her cooking fire to regen his health and give him a temporary stat boost. He then set Sooba on Aggressive and to stay in the cave while he popped Camouflage and snuck out to get his Raid gear repaired at the nearest vendor before looking for a Flight Point to go to the nearest capital city to access a Banker and switch out his Raid tier gear for his PvP epics.
The reason he’s taking so long is he can’t afford the cost of the flight and is busy farming trash somewhere to rake together enough gold after blowing it all on repairs and hair products.

Lily Kusatsu
Now I want to give Pella all the hugs.
Don’t make me do that. She’ll murder me.

Irabbit75
Sight . . . This is where he meets up with Krunch in the afterlife and somehow manage to find a way for both of them . . . to take the Leap home.

 

Check in later this week for The Best of Sweet November Part Two! Until then, Be excellent to each other.
-Costello