A Very Bento Christmas
Hello my Creatures of Comments (credit: Grace Valentino)! It being the season of giving, we thought we would thank LFG’s loyal fanbase with a token of our appreciation. In case you aren’t familiar, in addition to comics, we’re in the subscription box business. A few months ago, we launched Board Game Bento, the subscription box for tabletop gamers. We are about to wrap up subscriptions for our third box, Battles of Wit, and we thought you would appreciate a price break to see if it’s for you.
Enter offer code TOPCOMMENTS before December 28th at 11:59pm Eastern to save $10 on a new subscription to Board Game Bento! This coupon has a limited number of redemptions (double digits limited), so I encourage anyone interested to use it now.
And with that, here are the top comments for December 1st to December 15th, 2015.
NPC part 19, page 2
DVS BSTrD
“Khajiit had wears, but Stranger had no coin.
So Stranger sent him… Elsweyr”
alexandre
danger castle does not look as fancy as he said. Also still a better superpower than aquaman
LaughingTarget
If putting a hat on something makes it a completely different species, does putting a wig on it make it a subspecies? In this case, a Clowncat?
LFG 936
DVS BSTrD
Last time a bunch of mindless lackeys followed an elf into a river, it didn’t end well.
Flavourius
“I seriously can’t take those assassins serious anymore. They make their own task more difficult than it should be in the first place:
-Tried to fight a dwarf in her natural habitat, the caves. Didn’t end well.
-Trying to fight an elf in her almost natural habitat, the water (First being in forests). Doesn’t end well.
-Tried to fight a panther *facepalm*.”
Adam C Spencer
What do you expect the guy to do? It’s Cale or be Caled out there.
Lily Kusatsu
Not impressed till he turns that water into wine.
NPC part 19, page 3
Dominador
Brown Chicken Brown Cow!
Rael
What’s funniest to me is how unperturbed his mother is by the sound of a chicken howling.
TDA 94
sentinel
Dick, you didn’t think it through. There is only one king in the kingdom, but there are more then one rebel. So, if there are more than 3 rebels, you would earn more gold and exp if you would start killing them instead of king.
Ivory Bill
You people act like Richard has nothing to gain by killing the king. Kill the king, steal all the king’s gold. Sell the head for amusement. ECONOMICS.
LFG 937
Sensei Le Roof
Who knew he was capable of such slick solutions?
RazorD9
Way to give ’em the slip Cale! Bet they’ll be steamed about this for quite some time.
Blast_Action
Thus, the Slip n’ Slide was created.
NPC part 19, page 4
Grace Valentino
We are all Creatures of Comments.
Mr. Random
Oh no. The Parent of Passing!
safyrejet
I read that as “monkey of morning” at first and thought, I feel you, I’m not a morning primate either…
LFG 938
Adam C Spencer
He was fishing for information.
Lily Kusatsu
He tells the trout, the whole trout and nothing but the trout, so help me cod.
Infamous Nefarious
Ooooh…. She caught fisherman guy with a left hook.
NPC part 19, page 5
Rycan
WILL NOBODY GIVE THAT MONKEY A HUG?
Aitsuki
Burninating their thatched roof cottages!!!
Stella
That’s sad and utterly hilarious at the same time.
TDA 95
Infinite scratch
Looks like Moby Dick is doing the hunting now
alexandre
300 whales, you could make a movie out of this. Japanese are okay with having their emperor being a weird giant with lipstick right
LFG 939
Drakkenfyre
Stabbed through the heart
And you’re to blame
Pella didn’t see
Captain Tah’Vraay
Sorry, parody lyrics just kind of popped in there.”
Crestlinger
One eyed well armed lying purple people stabber.
johnbr
Benny’s Mom has got it going on.
NPC part 19, page 6
cpc65
Gasp! It’s The A-Holes of Arson!
foducool
dwarves of destruction
RoCr
Ah, the Battalion of Burning.
Guyver
The Raiders of Razing!
gagaplex
The Pillagers of Pyromania!
Eruanion Nolaquen
Nah, just regular jerks
LFG 940
DVS BSTrD
They must be pretty shore of themselves.
Polarbear
“Any last words?”
“Just 3. Fire for Effect”
Minh Duong
Q: “Any last word?”
A: “”Yes, but they’re about 40 years in the future. Would you mind waiting?”””
NPC part 19, page 7
Kieran Green
“Ummm… you might not want to charge in *quite* so close to the Emu of Explosions. Blast radius, y’know. Just sayin’.
And I’m not entirely sure how effective dysentery is as a close combat melee weapon, either.”
Mr. Random
TO ME MY ARMY OF ALLITERATION!
ShadeStalker
The labradoodle of laser beams is charging.
There are some strange themes in the comments this time (and so many animals of alliteration [credit: Mr. Random]). I’m hoping that people aren’t tailoring their comments puns and parody lyrics because they know I’m a sucker for both. I’m also a sucker for boss GI Joe references! And plot speculation, callbacks, things that make me go “hm?”
Speaking of which, did I just tell people not to tailor their comments to my tastes by telling them my other tastes they could tailor their comments to? Hm.
Until next time, be excellent to each other!
-Costello