The Biggest Little Dick Around
After a short break to give the last few cons the blog time they deserved, I’m back with more of the best of your comments, fans. But first, while we’re on the topic of cons, check out this little munchkin that made his stealth debut at ECCC last weekend:
It’s been a long time since we released the original Lil’ Richard Plushie. It will always hold a special place in our heart, but it was time for an update. Something that reflects another side of Richard, something more modern, something bigger. But still little.
The Little Big Dick is in the store now and shipping immediately!
With the new Dick in our life handled, it’s time to move onto your top comments for the second half of March 2016!
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Memnar
See, now if that were taking over sooooooo many channels and interrupting my usual shows, I might not actually mind all that much. As it is now, I just can’t wait for March to be over.
RMycroft
“Try to realize the truth…there is no spoon.”
*stab*
Captain Awesome
Obviously Dick has never bet on a game in a dive bar in Crown Heights Brooklyn during march madness. You will get stabbed, most likely with a forged shiv, and everyone there has at one point been locked up.
Ivory Bill
A sane man in an insane world must surely appear insane.
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JohnTomato
I just created a half kilo of crispy bacon.
Crique
dragon dude is master class on use of backlight
Tyfariel
A wonderful page. But the next page will probably–no, definitely–be silly again. Which isn’t bad! But I want the seriousness to spread just a teensy bit more.
=3
Zafnak
In the 8th (off screen) panel Benny says “And speaking of being responsible for what we create…”
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RazorD9
Sir, we just surrounded the Kraken’s Dick, and there isn’t anyone on it. I know we were expecting a bunch of women to be riding it, but the Kraken’s Dick is bare and exposed!
safyrejet
The kraken looks like a unicorn. Unicraken. It’s a thing. Richard would be so happy.
Audrey Williams
At world’s end amirite
LFG 969
Kieran Green
“It’s 106 miles to Kethenecia, we’ve got a purse full of monsters, a pack of halfwits, it’s dark, and Richard’s wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it.”
soilent
I’ve been looking for years for these sunglasses, never found a decent pair that wasnt made from alu foil.
NPC 20-19
alexandre
Cause this ship’s going down
All on account of the schemer
Though few kids might drown
There’s no need to frown
‘Cause we’re all going together
And I won’t say “Woe is me”
As I disappear into the sea
‘Cause I’m in good company
and we resurface together
Dragoncat
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! “Navy fails to get a hold of The Kraken’s Dick!” Extra! Extra!
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Jason Reeves
Hello. I am a Christian and so I fundamentally disagree with your comic strip and did not laugh at it. THEREFORE … I’ll simply move along, come back tomorrow and every day following, and continue to laugh at one of my favorite web comics of all time. Keep up the awesome work and I’ll see you tomorrow 🙂
VojtovoUcet
Can I sign under this statement somewhere?
LFG 970
cpc65
R.I.P. to the victim in panel 4. He was a real pillar of the community.
Constance Chamberlain
Accept side-quest? No. Accept side-quest? No.
Seth Tillander
i love Richard in the second panel its like he’s trying to remember if he did this or not
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cpc65
Ah, now we’re getting to the sub plot.
Speedy Marsh
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin’ in the ocean
Causin’ a commotion cuz they are so awesome!
Lypher
With the water surrounding the pirate ship, I’m thinking I am seeing a female body part. Fitting the all female pirate ship.
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Mikkel Ulriksen
it must be really demoralising for a villian to learn that you have had zero impact on the heroes.
be would be like voldemort, instead of being “he-who-must-not-be-named” was called, “who-are-you-talking-about?”
gagaplex
Odd that they didn’t run into his rear-guard on the way.
Codofwisdom
Take the turban off.
These guys never forget a face.
Matthew Kahne
Dragon Guy: Don’t look at me. I have no idea who half of you are.
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Ivory Bill
And there from the froth and chaos the Kraken’s Dick doth rose and unleashedeth its load upon thine enemies…
gagaplex
Oh, so it’s not an actual Kraken, it’s just a ship-sized multi-shotgun. Did not see that coming. Which is weird, considering I was ready to expect the Kraken to actually come to life and strangle them to death instead.
Trogdor
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORS
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Ivory Bill
1. Allergies
2. Choking hazard
3. Crushed by weight of many
4. Hi-Speed Projectile
No one is safe from peanuts.
Mr. Random
We traded size and strength for… I want to say intelligence.
I mean.
Most of us are smarter than dinosaurs, but….
Rycan
I shall do my duty to mankind, and play my part in the destruction of this menace. It will be a drastic action, but a necessary one.
It’s time to make peanut butter.
We started with a Little Dick and ended with nuts. I’d say that’s a blog well done.
Until next time, be excellent to each other.
-Costello