Purse Fight!
With our latest plush project in our warehouse awaiting public consumption (sooooooon), and the now-classic Lil’ Sooba plush almost out of stock, we have set our sights to the future. Who will be the subject of our next plush?
Like the 60 minute mark of a Royal Rumble, we narrowed the competition down to two:
Or so we thought! Fan response has forced us to consider a third option. In the LFG page 894 comments section, reader Khãn whipped readers into a frenzy, demanding a plush of Charles the Wee King, complete with baby carrier! (For the record, Khãn, e-mailing Steph was the weirdest choice of the people the e-mail was addressed to, but it lead to her saying “why did someone send me this?” followed by her reading the e-mail out loud to the whole office, bringing it to my attention. In the future, your crazy demands can be addressed to [email protected]).
For fear of accidentally booking Roman Reigns or Batista at Wrestlemania instead of Daniel Bryan (metaphorically speaking), we turn to you, loyal readers. In the comments section below, please chime in whether you are Team Dragon, Team Scooter, or a member of the Wee King in Baby Harness Plushy Movement. And feel free to let us know if you would buy more than one of them, any of them, or none of them. I only ask that you save other suggestions for another time. We are hoping for a majority vote getter, and if everyone who wants an Assaracus hybrid animal plush (or Assaracus himself, why not?) chimes in, we dilute the poll. Just like a Royal Rumble, there may seem to be 30 viable options, but really? Really? There are only two or three. And like the Royal Rumble, this is an informal poll and is not legally binding.
While you contemplate your options and warm up your democracying fingers, it’s time for the top comments from June 26th to July 9th!
NPC part 15, page 12
feleas
He’d probably have an easier time with this fight if he just remembered to bring his helmet
WIK
This should say something about Benny and her troubled, incompetent and misguided but good-hearted boyfriends.
LFG 891
DVS BSTrD
I bet they even get better cellphone reception in there, look at all those bars.
Mike Fang
I’m pretty sure it’s subsidized! “BENNY!!!”
NPC part 15, page 13
Memory
Yep, she dead.
Michigan J. Frog
Rose..bud…
Galileo Figaro
Alternate interpretation of the last panel.
She climaxed.
TDA 72
Jason Reeves
hehe Dick in a Box
alexandre
use it too much and you’ll go blind
Josh Cassell
You ask for loot and we give you Dick
gagaplex
You know, LFG should probably offer these as merchandising. You could sell different shirts, posters, figurines etc.; but I’d only include the eye-burning in every thousandth package or less.
Speedy Marsh
Reverse Schrödinger’s – You don’t know whether or not you are dead, till you open the box and see if Tiny Dick is inside. (and Sooba)
LFG 892
Davis Sun
Cale you flying asshole, some asshole giant-enslaving villagers who attacked you needs to get saved no matter the cost, but dragon elder wants to talk and helps you with your quest even after you murdered his friend, but that’s too awkward? The f$%^ is wrong with you?
David Rickard
Anyone else read Cale & Benny’s dialogue in the voices of Fry and Leela? Or is that just me?
Handfull of Truth
“Captain! The sass levels are rising!”
“It’s too late late for us, men. Turn the sarcaso meter up to 11”
“Noooooooo! You can’t”
“I can, and I will. We’ve come too far now.”
NPC part 15, page 14
safyrejet
I am ready to make an accusation. It was the Mr Blondie in the throne room with the knife.
Shadow
Where the hell did he come from? Sayl had to use a knife-ladder to get to the window. The f*ckers could have just walked in the front no problem??
LFG 893
gagaplex
Turn them into Ash! I can see that Richard is getting Misty-eyed at the thought already.
Garioki
Oh yeah, out comes the bag 🙂
NPC part 15, page 15
LaughingTarget
Hi, we’re here for the shipment of comically oversized olives that we can place in our comically oversized martinis we have back at the base.
Flavourius
Every page increases the amount of pain to me, watching Blondie not getting killed.
Mr. Random
I think they want to know if you offer dental, or at least some form of health insurance. Seriously, guarding’s a tough job.
TDA 73
bex
or a nipple is wrong but blood and guts is OK
Yazan Gable
TDA : Starting ,mildly warm online debates since 2014
LFG 894
DVS BSTrD
Did he say “oil”? Sounds like the village of assholes could use some freedom.
safyrejet
When I see a water tower I’m conditioned to expect a quick camera zoom onto 3 puppy children breaking out of it & bursting into song.
multilis
“…Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Villager’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said “Lets move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the cart and moved to Beverly”
Finally, a comment of another sort. I can’t go without acknowledging the brilliance that is the series of deep-cutting puns from NPC part 15, page 14. I shared them with Blind Ferret’s newest employee, Amélie Martins (pronounced Emily, despite what language might think) (also, not to be mistaken for our illustrator Aurélie Martin. We have our own office George Reeve/Christopher Reeves, Babs Bunny/Buster Bunny thing going on). She had this to say:
Amélie Martins
Our fans are the best.
Yeah you are.
Be excellent to each other, folks.
-Costello