Unmasction Figure

LFG’s current storyline has Richard, Cale, and Benny reacting to knowing what’s under Richard’s cowl. Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed that the unmaskings took place off panel.

In the tradition of action figures like Phantasm and Dr. Claw spoiling plots and faces, here are some theories on Richard’s face, as spoiled by the Richard Action Figure.

Some Dude

I think we can all agree that the worst reveal would be if he turned out to be… just a guy named Richard. The real twist was that there was no twist at all!

Some Lady

Vegas odds were on Richard turning out to be Regina! Played by Daisy Ridley, apparently.

Some Skeleton

Somewhere between a longshot and a surprise would be if Richard’s face was no face at all!

Some Elf

Remember how much Richard knew about elves when he first met Cale? What if it’s because RICHARD WAS AN ELF ALL ALONG!

Some Fwoosh

Maybe Richard needs innocent souls to use his fwoosh because he is a fwoosh elemental in need of kindling.

Some Cthulhu

Not a serious contender, I just happened to get a white Cthulhu set from a Boss Fight blind pack. It works so well with the Richard action figure I am petitioning to Sohmer to make this canon. Use #cthulhudick to confuse your relatives and lend your support!

Some More Richards

What if Richard is just a series of smaller nesting Dicks? Or he’s three Dicks in a Richard coat? And what if this isn’t his final form? Maybe there’s an even bigger Dick out there somewhere!

Go Figure!

This post was made possible by the Richard Action Figure, with an assist from the Deluxe Richard Minifig, both of which are deeply discounted during the Blind Ferret Shop blowout.

Additionally, other than the Star Wars Rey head, all heads were swapped from Boss Fight Studio Vitruvian H.A.C.K.S. Boss Fight’s Catrina Cerise-Arana helped design the Richard Action Figure, and one of my goals for bringing her on was to create a H.A.C.K.S. compatible Richard. Now you see why!