Vote for the Craftiest Dick
After a month of accepting and parsing through submissions, we present to you the DickCraft 2015 finalists!
Some of our craftiest fans mixed creative juices with elbow grease Head on over to the Looking For Group Facebook page, and let your Likes do your voting for you. You can Like as many entries as you… uh, like, but remember that voting for all three is basically the same as not voting for any of them. It’s just a positive way of doing nothing. Voting will continue until June 30th at 11:59 pm Eastern. Then, in July, we will announce our Dickcraft 2015 winner!
Thank you to all our participant and good luck to none of our finalists. Which is basically the same as saying good to all our finalists!
With all the ado out of the way, enjoy your double sized top comments for May 29th to June 11th!
NPC part 15, page 4
alexandre
l’oréal is making a killing with their deal with the legaran army
gagaplex
Are they fat or just big-armored?
Speedy Marsh
“Your dad says no more green eggs and ham.”
“What?”
“No more kissing the frog princess.”
“That’s none of his business, and certainly not yours.”
“It is, when he’s paying us green to keep you from playing with green.”
“Come at me, bro’!”
LFG 883
Jakk Frost
*sigh* I suppose this will be yet another loose plot line that never gets tied up: who the hell was on the other end of that call??
Random
panel 4: I hate it when people misuse the word literally
panel 5: oh nevermind
SgtWadeyWilson
How does he even get reception in such a backwater place? I mean, the mountains certainly can’t help.
NPC part 15, page 5
Michigan J. Frog
Speedy, this has to be the third or fourth thread you’ve reduced to Princess Bride quotes and nostalgia.
*Applause*
“Sorry, Inigo. I didn’t mean to jog him so hard.”
Farkas
Pretty boy with pretty moves does ugly actions to ugly people.
TDA 68
Kitsune
Fifa really needs to work on Blatter control.
Lily Kusatsu
To be fair, I’d vote for him.
LFG 884
Somebody_Else
They look a lot like Mini-Dicks given a makeover by Orko.
cpc65
Awwww. SO cute! Are they fwooshable?
NPC part 15, page 6
Matt Waldron
What to do when you find out your best friend is a dangerous psychopath. An illustrated tutorial.
Xechada
Am I the only one who think that his friend is the real bodyguard that is father engaged? And that the 2 big guys are ennemies spying on him?
LFG 885
Alex Min
After many games of Magika i know where this is leading. Those wizards will slaughter themselves in a most hilarious way.
alexandre
5 th edition warlocks
NPC part 15, page 7
Shadow
This guy clearly didn’t learn anything from the book series/tv show Dexter- always bring plastic wrap and trashbags to avoid the blood. …..who the hell are these kids??
LaughingTarget
Boy, who gave you permission to change the color scheme on your uniform? Everyone knows red is for away games.
safyrejet
Uhh, you got a little blood on you. Just right there. No. No, you missed it. Still there. Down and to the right a bit.
Garioki
What are the odds that the NPC title “His Fathers Son” DOESN’T refer to Sayl? His friend is a real badass with his own back story to tell it seems….
TDA 69
LaughingTarget
The two billion people that are no longer having to deal with the threat of total starvation tend to have a few words for the organic farming crowd.
LFG 886
Victor P.
What you guys haven’t realized is that those are all Richard’s bastards and cha-cha is just a mispronunciation of da-da.
Angel D. Figueroa
this is the first time all day he finds himself fighting someone who wants to kill HIM, not the baby he’s been protecting.
Balthazar
My guess is they have a different intonation of “ChaCha” for different words.
For example…
ChâChá = Hello
ChâChâ = Baby
ChäChá = Lets incinerate that warlock’s legs and play hopscotch in his rib cage
Must be a very compact language.
Also, while I was flipping through the archive for mysterious reasons, I came across a newer comment on an older page that inspired our first Retro Best Comment.
LFG page 749
Sendaz
Isn’t this why the Captain is supposed to call out ‘All hands on deck?’ before departing? 😛
Not sure how often I will dip into the archives for more retro bests, but when you see a hands-down winner like that one, you need to give the comment its due thumbs up.
Until next time, be excellent to each other!
-Costello